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<title>Jelly(Ol' Skool Mix)</title>
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<description>This is the full version  of my earlier post. This was created using individual samples which I edited into what you hear. The scratching was a mother but I got it finally. This was a BLAST, living out a fantasy as a rapper.......... lmao. If you don't laugh you aint got no funny bone,I don't care who you are that's funny right there.Feel free to sing along! For those who are impatient the fun begins at 1 minute 8 secs.I don't know if this is battle worthy but this post has got me the most responses so I have entered it in the August battle.So like my fellow homie  P Diddy says.... VOTE OR DIE!


[url][IMG]http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k300/lemieux_2006/dirtymex.gif[/IMG][/url]

                                                                         If you don't this cute wittle guy will get ya



Watch'n TV my tumbly gets rumbly                             
I stumbly fumbly run for the fridge
Not sure what me wants or what me
may need, I take a moment to think
HMMMMMMMMM
I feel a tap on my shoulder and I can
smell something sweet, the aroma 
catches my attention, If your hungry
I got what ya need,  follow me around
the kitchen
Jelly,  Jelly in a my belly
Jelly,  Jelly in a my belly           
She slowly seduced me, I became 
real  weak, she said I have a friend
He's  real sticky and has big nuts, 
He's got a lovely tan
Jelly, Jelly in a my belly
[url][IMG]http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k300/lemieux_2006/pbj.jpg[/IMG][/url]
Skippy peanut butter n'jelly
Now I usually would say no but
her sweet nectar had me so........
we went real slow to the counter
As I began to splatter,  sweet nectar
on a platter,  I asked what's a matter
Her heart raced pitter patter,  your
going to eat me,  I said yum
Jelly,  Jelly in a my belly
Jelly,  Jelly in a my belly
Jelly, Jelly in a my belly
[url][IMG]http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k300/lemieux_2006/pbj.jpg[/IMG][/url]
Skippy peanut butter n'jelly
Busted a cap in the  mistress of the night
I growled and moaned to the very last bite
her death was untimly but she had to go
Now I got's to   run to my corner  store
ham and cheese they just don't cut it
havin a fire with a hole in your bucket
Sloppin  Jelly on  soother and Yo  I'll suck it
come on everybody    recite it

 Jelly,  Jelly in a my belly
 Jelly,  Jelly in a my belly

Now don't you think I forgot about skippy
4:20 on the clock, He starts to get lippy
Talkin all this shit I have  big nuts 
So I silenced the bitch inside  my guts
Now all alone cause I killed my friends
I was only hungry it was never the plan
Self hunger I shouted as I took  the stand
Pounds  his gavel I'm a free man  sing it! 

Jelly, Jelly in a my belly
Skippy peanut butter n'jelly
Jelly, Jelly in a my belly
Skippy peanut butter n'jelly</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jul 2006 22:21:16 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Jelly Jimk style</title>
<link>http://forum.bandamp.com/Audio_Review/3050.html</link>
<description>Ok, here it is... with bass, and added verse by Yours Truly.

         Vocalizin, and stylizin.....

                Jimk</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2006 23:56:53 -0400</pubDate>
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